whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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