yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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