I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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