i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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