No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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