So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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