let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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