sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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