he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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