theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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