ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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