Bisexual people are plain selfish.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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