I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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