I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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