That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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