if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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