Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Girls should come with a carfax report
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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