I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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