Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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