Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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