How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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