My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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