I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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