...so i touched it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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