Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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