My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.