Who wears a wallet chain?!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.