First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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