Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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