I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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