Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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