I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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