apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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