woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This house was built for laser tag.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
