So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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