People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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