I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
