Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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