Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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