seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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