Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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