Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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