she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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