I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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