My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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