was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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