isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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