I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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