if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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