talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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