distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
