dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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