People in love make me want to vomit
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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