direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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