Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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